Fat Everyday
Dear Dilla Fellowship,
These are trying times. The tub of guacamole has dried up, salsa is sparsa, and the dilla grilla is all-too-often unwarmed. In an age like this, it's a natural human impulse to turn to the spiritual. Al Qaedilla has turned to the Prophet, to bloodshed, and a madman's quest for profile views. But for those of us who don't think "tha Base" is so jihot, we're left with a certain uncertainty about where to find aid and comfort.
I questioned no longer when I walked into the Refectory today. The answer was right before my eyes, like the Virgin Mother in the grilled cheese on the Roots & Shoots line: Lent.
I ask only for your advice: what dilla component shall I dispose of for the next forty days? Which part has the necessary gravity, the appropriate sacerdotal character? I'm eager for your comments and spiritual advice.
Charitably yours,
Godilla
posted by Godilla at 1:03 AM
7 Comments:
A true dillascetic will forego the most Base-ic component: the tilla. This is for the dillascetic's own consumption. Otherwise, during the Christian holiday of Lent, nothing should be taken out of the dilla. Instead, explosives should be added to dillas on unattended plates around the two sandwich grills on the east side of the Refectory to create Improvised Explosive Dillas (I.E.D.).
1:46 AM
As a non-believer, I must say that such a religious turn for the benevolent despot of the Dillaverse (godilla) is quite worrisome. In my quest to expose religion as the wool over the Dilla connoisseurs teeth, I propose that instead of forsaking any element of the Dilla for Lent, in some sort of false purification ritual, Godilla indulges his Dilla fantasies to the greatest extent. Forgo experimentation in favor of your most exquisite pre-tested dillacacies; load Dillas with multi-cheeses, hot sauces, and (beyond any doubt) every crumb of nature's butter (THE AVOCADO) that is available to you. We the people must revel in our ability to consume our production, not falsely deprive ourselves of our own fruit in the name of our very oppressor.
5:28 PM
The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of dilla struggles.
the dominant proledillas have created an idilleological superstructure to oppress the "working dilla", or what any "Dilla connoisseur" knows as, salsa. salsa produces a surplus of dilliciousness which is quickly appropriated by the dominant dillas. an idilleology of subservience has been maintained to preserve the modern dillageois society. but a specter is haunting the Ratty - the specter of condimentism. The specter that all the myriad components of a good salsa will unite and overthrow the dillas and attain the independence they deserve. The proledillas have usurped the praise of Ratty culture for too long.
Salsas of all Varieties, Unite!
-Manifesto of the Condimentist Party, by Salxa (that's right, try to pronounce that)
5:50 PM
As somebody who can't help but dry heave for about five minutes everytime he even smells cheese, I was wondering if you guys have any recommendations about excellent dillas without cheese. I am not lactose intolerant, so other dairy products such as creme-fraiche and yogurt are not off limits. thanks, kts.
7:24 AM
something is rotten in the state of dillamark.
NO CHEESE?
8:33 AM
if this blog dies, al qaedilla wins.
7:46 PM
uh...last time I checked, March 02, 2006 is not today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wrath.
1:32 AM
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